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Are you a Democrat, Republican or
Southern Republican?? Here is a little test that
will help you decide.
Question: How do you tell the difference between
Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans?
The answer can be found by posing the following
question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your
wife and two small children. Suddenly, an
Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams
obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal
.40, and you are an expert shot?
You
have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
family.
What
do you do? Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would
inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and
knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built
into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what
kind of message does this send to society and to
my children? Is
it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he
be content just to wound me?
If
I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed
day and make this happier, healthier street that
would discourage such behavior.
This
is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.
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