WIFE VS.
HUSBAND
A
couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
Neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a
barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, The husband asked sarcastically,
'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
W O R D
S
A
husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day...30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
'What?'
CREATION
A man
said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and
so beautiful all at the same time.' The wife responded, Allow me to
explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me
stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES
WHAT
A man
and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the
coffee each morning.
The wife said, 'You should do it, because you get up first, and then
we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.'
The husband said, ' You are in charge of cooking around here and you
should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed
him at the top of several pages, that it indeed say
..........'HEBREWS'
The
Silent Treatment
A man
and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next
day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
morning business flight..
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he
wrote on a piece of paper, please wake me at 5:00 AM. He left it
where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
See why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of
paper by the bed. The paper said, it is 5:00 AM. Wake up.
Men are not equipped for this kind of contest.
God may
have created man before woman,
But
there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.