I voted for Obama because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want.  I've decided to marry my horse.   

I voted for Obama because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I voted for Obama because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would..
 
I voted for Obama because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. 

I voted for Obama because when we pull out of Iraq, I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they will now think we're good people. 

I voted for Obama because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. 

I voted for Obama because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.. 

I voted for Obama because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive. 

I voted for Obama because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves.  They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit. 

I voted for Obama because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters. 

"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own." 


"The problem with Socialism is that you will eventually run out of other people's money." 
---- Margaret Thatcher