| President Bush decides to leave the White
House and go out to sit in a local bar. A guy walks in and asks
the barman, 'Isn't that George Bush sitting at the end of the
bar?' The bartender says, 'Yep , that's him.' So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?' Bush says, ' I'm planning WW III.' The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?' Bush says, 'Well, I'm going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big boobs. The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big boobs? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?' Bush turns to the bartender and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a crap about killing a 140 million Muslims'. |