A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in: Alaska California Coastal Florida Coastal Louisiana North Dakota Wyoming Colorado Kansas Oklahoma Pennsylvania and Texas Our dipsticks are located in DC Any Questions? NO? Didn't think So.
The
Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in
front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!" Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that ~ with one little wave of your hand? Show me!"
So the Pope backhanded Obama and knocked him off the
stage! |
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