A TEXAS state trooper stopped a 95 year old woman on interstate 10, and noticed as he was checking her drivers license, that she had a concealed carry permit.

He said, "got any guns with you ma'am?" She said, "yes, a 45 Smith & Wesson in the glove compartment, a 357 magnum in the console and a 38 special in my purse."

The trooper said "lady, what are you scared of?"

She said, "NOT A THING!!!"