Eyewitness
A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once
he was given the money,
he turned to a customer and asked, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man
replied, "Yes sir, I did."
The robber
then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.
He then
turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man,
"Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man
replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did."