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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Conservative Republican Gun
Owner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be
found by posing the following question:
You are walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock 40 cal. with sixteen rounds, and you are an
expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
family. What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY:
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him
that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife
think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol have
appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun
anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my
children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and
weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage
such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Conservative Republican:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist with all those holes in
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