My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said: "THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR" My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said: "He mated fifty times last year"
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said: "THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR" My wife gave me a healthy jab, grinned and said: "WOW! That's more than twice a week! You could learn something from that one!"
On the door to the third pen was a sign that said "THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR" My wife was so exited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said: "That's once a day!!!! You could REALLY learn a lot from this one!
I looked at her and said: "Go over and ask any of them if it was with the same old cow".... My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make full recovery...