3 Questions for a Redneck Engineer

Question # 1:

How much does a house weigh?

Question # 2:
How much weight can a rural two-lane bridge Hold???

and
Question # 3

WOULD THIS BE COVERED BY
HOMEOWNERS INSURANCE,
CAR INSURANCE,
OR,
DOES
IT COME UNDER ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE ???

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12/21/09