3.
"Look
at
the
Bright
Side,
Gay
marriage
passed
in
four
states."
4.
"Hey,
Big
Bird
still
has
a
job.
Isn't
that
the
important
thing?"
5.
"I
am
sure
Obama
cares
deeply
about
your
situation.
Maybe
he'll
send
you
a
postcard
from
Hawaii."
6.
"Well,
look
at
the
bright
side,
Rush
Limbaugh
is
getting
a
massive
tax
increase."
7.
"Hey!
Now
you'll
have
more
time
to
play
with
your
unicorn."
8.
"Isn't
it
worth
losing
your
job
to
know
that
religious
organizations
now
have
to
pay
for
abortions
and
contraceptives?"
9.
"Well,
now
you
and
Keith
Olbermann
have
something
else
in
common."
10.
"Forward!"
10
Things to Say to an Obama Voter Who
Just Got Laid Off
1. "Hey, at least that successful
Mormon businessman didn't win."
2. "Didn't your lady parts warn you
this would happen?"